Dear Halliburton,
My name is Brian Schroy and I am a student at the University of Colorado at Boulder. I am 20 years old and have an interest in becoming a CEO. I have taken a serious interest in your company. You have the finest and most advanced refineries and oil fields in the world. Halliburton has become one of the most important corporations in human society. That is why I would like to propose a challenge. I challenge David J. Lesar, President, Chairman, and CEO, to a roshambo. We will rocks, paper, scissors, until there is a winner and that winner will gain complete control of the company. The game format will be best out of 3, so choose wisely. I am available all of August so you can just pick a date. I would prefer to fly to Texas than Dubai so let me know which stomping grounds you prefer.
Sincerely,
Brian Schroy
