I am moving on to lucky number 7. Over the last eight months I have successfully had six iPhones. The lifetime of these phones usually last between two days and two months. One of my phones died on the 27th due to drowning in urination(long story). 24 hours later my brand new phone has a hole the size of a silver dollar. The worst part is that the last four phones have not been my fault. Maybe I just have destructive friends, or maybe it’s just bad luck. Anyways we are going to start a fundraiser for my misfortune. Anyone who wants to contribute to my phone cause, since I was not responsible for my last droppings, then any contribution will help. I heart all of you.
