Hello to all of my Internet friends,
It has been a long time since I last typed a blog post on my own site. However, something revolutionary happened a couple weeks back. I was at the Level 1 premiere for After Dark enjoying a night of entertainment mixed with partying. After several drinks my body registered a familiar feeling. No it was not the feeling of intoxication. I realized that I really needed to take a pee. As I slowly made my way to the bathroom I was greeted by several familiar faces. The last face I saw was that of Liam Downey. He looked at me and gave me a great piece of advice, “Hey Schroy, if you use one hand you only have to wash one hand.” At that moment I noticed another man standing at a urinal doing what I needed to be doing. He looked in my general direction and asked, “Are you Schroy as in B. Schroy?”. I quickly responded, “Indeed I am.” He then continued, “Man, you really gotta start blogging again. I used to read your stuff all the time and I miss it”. I was blown away. This man, who I had never met before, had been reading my blog. When I read my blog I see a bunch of typed verbal diarrhea, not influential or comical material. I guess, as they say, “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” So this blog post goes out to my homeboy in the bathroom. I want you to know that you have changed my life and I will blog once again for you. And to all those other blogs who have slowed down, just know that there is someone out there in a bathroom that wants you to open your Macbook Pro and get after it for old time sake.
-B.